Hi there,
This page is for comedians (and aspiring comedians) looking for stage time... If you are a comedy fan looking for shows, please check out the calendar.
Below are most of the stand-up comedy open mikes and showcases in the San Francisco Bay Area. If you are a first time performer, your best options are probably the Brainwash on Thursdays, Tommy T's on the first or third Tuesday of the month, or the Rockit Room on Tuesdays.
Shows with contact information are pre-booked, meaning you must contact the booker for stage time. The other shows are open mikes, so just show up at sign-up time. Unless noted otherwise, all shows are comedy only. We try to keep the list up-to-date, but sometimes shows do get cancelled abruptly.
* If you are emailing a booker you don't know, it's a good idea to describe your experience level and include a link to your website, performance clips, and any other relevant information. Please do not type out your material, and please do not include any attachments.
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"The only advice I have is this: Go to your local comedy club and go up on an open mic night, and keep doing it over and over. There are no shortcuts or words of wisdom; it's different for everybody. And always remember, what the fuck do I know?" - Dave Attell
MONDAY
Club Deluxe"Live at Deluxe"9pm, 21+ Organized by Big Al Booking: clubdeluxesf@yahoo.com Every 3rd Monday. |
Portals Tavern9pm (signup at 8)5 min sets, free snacks More info: justinalancomedy (at) gmail (dot) com |
Britannia Arms9pm (check in by 8:45)Booking: mr.walker.comedy (at) gmail (dot) com Email at least a week before the show 2nd and 4th Mondays of the month |
50 Mason Social House11pm (Show up before 11)Follows the "SF Live" music, art, and comedy show. |
Cafe Royale"Monday Happy Hour Comedy"7pm Booking: caratramontano (at) hotmail (dot) com 2nd Monday of the month |
The Bamboo Lounge"Open Mic Mondays"7:30-10pm (Sign up at 7) Comedy, Music, etc All Ages |
BrainwashInk. Reviewed7-10pm (Sign up at 6:45) To be considered as a headliner, email: propaganda.inksf (at) gmail (dot) com Featuring performers from all genres. |
Vice Ultra Lounge9pm (signup at 8:30)More info: matt (at) viceultralounge (dot) com 3-10 minute sets Spoken word performers welcome |
Maxwell's LoungeM.A.D. Mondays8-11:30pm Sign ups are from 7-7:30pm Comics, poets, singers welcome $3 cover for performers |
Lilly Mac's9:45pm-11:30pmBooking: tonyscomedyshows (at) facebook (dot) com Send email to get all the details. Organized by Tony Harrison |
Farley's East7:30pmBooking: kanneken (at) gmail (dot) com Last Monday of every month 3 10 minute slots 1 20 minute headlining slot |
Branham Lounge9:30pmBooked showcase/open mic Booking: escorobert (at) yahoo (dot) com Email before Monday afternoon Or show up for limited walk-ups Organized by Butch Escobar |
Melt CafeMelt The Mic Comedy Showcase8pm Booking: info (at) griffindaley (dot) com Alternate Mondays beginning May 7th |
Cafe Royale8pmBooking: TendernobStudios (at) gmail (dot) com Or just show up (first come first serve). Great low pressure stage time. All are welcome. 3rd Monday of the month |
TUESDAY
The Rockit Room7pm-10pmBooking: dannydd2 (at) earthlink (dot) net Organized by Danny Dechi |
Tommy T's7pm (Sign up at 6)$5 charge to perform For more info, visit: tommyts.com/pleasanton/openmic.html 1st and 3rd Tuesdays of the month |
142 Throckmorton Theatre"Mark Pitta & Friends"Established comedians only. Booking: mark (at) markpitta (dot) com |
The LayoverLayover Comedy Night8:30pm Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Booking: comedy (at) oaklandlayover (dot) com |
Harvey's"Harvey's Funny Tuesdays"Queer and queer friendly comedy 9pm Booking: harveysfunnytuesdays (at) yahoo (dot) com Books about 2 months in advance |
750 Pub @ Stanford University9pmOrganized by Sohan Dharmaraja Booking: sohan (at) stanford (dot) edu |
The Coho at Stanford University8pmBooking: antso (at) stanford (dot) edu First Tuesday of each month |
SUB/Mission"Open Improv"8-11pm, All Ages An Improv-based open-mic-slash-workshop-slash-whatever-we-decide-to-do-with-the-night |
Hippie Gypsy"Laughter Stand-up Dinosaur"7:30pm Booking: LSDcomedy (at) gmail (dot) com Send a link to a video clip. |
Stephens Green Irish Pub10pm-12amBooking: comedyatthegreens (at) yahoo (dot) com Email to register your act with a date you can perform. |
E.J. Phair at The Liberty HotelOpen mike: 7pm-8pmHeadliner at 8pm Booking: sisterjenche (at) yahoo (dot) com Or sign-up at the door. Emailed entries will take precedence. 2nd Tuesday of the month |
Da Kine Cafe8-10pmOnce a month. For more info call: (408) 743-5188 |
Amnesia"Some Kinda trouble"Variety open mike, mostly music and comedy 6:30pm-9pm Sign-up at 6 Or email: rajeev.dhar (at) gmail (dot) com |
Dorsey's Locker"The Blue Candle"Open mic poetry and comedy Sign-ups at 8, show at 8:30 Hosted by Jay Rich |
Our Little Theater8pmOrganized by Sia Amma Booking: esolo69781 (at) aol (dot) com Or call 415-378-4413 Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Don't just show up expecting a set. |
SF Comedy Cellar7pmSign ups at 6:45 Organized by Big Al, Roman Leo, Alex White |
Milk8pm showcaseOrganized by Eric Barry Booking: eric (at) ericbarrycomedy (dot) com |
Doc Holliday's SaloonDISCONTINUED |
La Rocca's10pm open mikeBooking: bwrite2 (at) mail (dot) com |
AgaveAgave Comedy7pm Open mic - Showcase Booking: agavecomedy (at) gmail (dot) com Email by the Monday before the show. |
WEDNESDAY
Kimball's Carnival9:30pm (signup at 9)More info at Facebook.com/KimballsComedy Produced by OJ Patterson and Nina G. |
Dirty Trix Saloon9pm (Signup at 8:30)Organized by Sylvan Productions |
Brainwash"The Ladies Room"Ladies only open mike ON HIATUS |
Rooster T. Feathers"New Talent Showcase"8pm Booking: roosterbookings (at) yahoo (dot) com For more info, visit: roostertfeathers.com/html/newtalent.html |
Our Little Theater8pmOrganized by Sia Amma Booking: esolo69781 (at) aol (dot) com Or call 415-378-4413 Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Don't just show up expecting a set. |
Make-Out Room"The Romane Event"8pm Booking: booking (at) pacoromane (dot) com Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Last Wednesday of the month only |
San Jose ImprovButch Escobar's Unfiltered Underground8pm Booking: escorobert (at) yahoo (dot) com 4th Wednesday of every month |
Tommy T's"KO Comedy Presents"7:30pm Booking: kabeezycomic (at) live (dot) com |
John Colins9pm, 21+Organized by Big Al Open to working comics only |
Velma's Jazz & Blues Club7pmw/ host Donald E. Lacy Jr. Booking: dlacy99 (at) yahoo (dot) com Every other Wednesday |
Bobby D's Cocktail Lounge8-10pmSignups at 7:30 Organized by Thomas Mayfield |
Madrone LoungeHappy Hour Comedy7pm Booking: This show is booked privately. |
Island Grill at Clarion Hotel8pmOpen mic/ showcase mix Booking: escorobert (at) yahoo (dot) com 2nd Wednesday of every month |
Bliss Bar7:30-9:30 (Sign up at 7)Or email: blissbarrevue (at) yahoo (dot) com Organized by Treena Meyer First Wednesday of the month |
Guayaki Yerba Mate Bar in the Ache Room"Horsin' Around Open Mic"7pm-9pm w/ Heidi Bartlett Booking: horsinaroundopenmic (at) yahoo (dot) com First Wednesday of the month |
Sunset Bar & Grillw/ Big Worm8:30pm Sign up by 8pm |
Polomoni's Bar & Cocktail LoungeSign up at venue by 8pm, show at 8:30For more info, talk to Justin Alan or Ben Kolina Or email: justinalan_combomb (at) yahoo (dot) com |
Duke's R&BDISCONTINUED |
Cafe Royale8pmBooking: thenickpalm (at) gmail (dot) com 1st Wednesday of the month |
Gaia's Garden9pmBooking: helen.pachynski (at) gmail (dot) com Every 3rd Wednesday of the month. First show: June 20th |
Cafe RoyaleThe Comikaze Lounge8pm Pre-booked event Booking: comikazelounge (at) gmail (dot) com 3rd Wednesday of the month |
THURSDAY
Brainwash7pm (Sign up at 6:30)Organized by Tony Sparks All Ages * You must bring your own pen. |
Miss Pearl's Jam House"Comedy Off Broadway Oakland"DISCONTINUED |
SF Comedy CellarOrganized by Sergio BarajasBooking: sergiobarajas85 (at) yahoo (dot) com More info: facebook.com/pages/SF-Comedy-Cellar/218256524873008 |
FCC Free RadioThe Verve Show8-10pm Airing on FCC Free Radio Organized by Malcolm Grissom Booking: verve.comedy101 (at) gmail (dot) com |
The Blue Lagoon8:30pm-10pmOrganized by DNA Booking: votedna (at) gmail (dot) com |
Morgan Hill Playhouse7:30pmOrganized by Wes Booking: wes (at) wesjoke (dot) com Last Thursday of the month only |
Our Little Theater8pmOrganized by Sia Amma Booking: esolo69781 (at) aol (dot) com Or call 415-378-4413 Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Don't just show up expecting a set. |
VitusDISCONTINUED |
WPLJ's8pmSign up at the show Or email: mesta_12 (at) comcast (dot) net Organized by Juan Mesta Last Thursday of the month |
Esta Noche"Comedy Bodega"8pm Bookings by invitation only Submit video to: comedybodega (at) gmail (dot) com Multi culti show at a Latino Gay Bar More info: comedybodega.com |
Emma's Coffee House7pm-9pmBooking: dannydd2 (at) earthlink (dot) net Clean show. Every 2nd and 4th Thursday First show: March 22nd |
Club AntonLaugh 'N Play9pm Booking: tiacox3 (at) gmail (dot) com 2nd and 4th Thursdays |
FRIDAY
Miss Pearl's Jam House"Comedy Off Broadway Oakland"DISCONTINUED |
Bunjo's Comedy Lounge7:30pmFor booking instructions, visit bunjoscomedy.com/openmic |
Space LoungueFunny F*cking Fridays7:30-Midnight Sign up at the show More info: john.healy (at) gmail (dot) com |
Our Little Theater8pm & 10pmOrganized by Sia Amma Booking: esolo69781 (at) aol (dot) com Or call 415-378-4413 Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Don't just show up expecting a set. |
Azucar Lounge8pmOrganized by Butch Escobar Booking: escorobert (at) yahoo (dot) com Email your info a week before the show. Some walk-ins will also be selected. |
Continental ClubComedy battle8pm Booking: oak_comic (at) yahoo (dot) com You must bring 2 paying customers ($10 cover). 10 comedians each perform two 5 minute sets. |
Impala LoungeDISCONTINUED |
Black Repertory Group TheaterSign ups at 9pm, show at 10Booking: GoBabyProductions (at) yahoo (dot) com |
Mutiny Radio"Pamtastic's Comedy Clubhouse"Showcase: 8-9pm Open Mike: 9-10pm Airing on Mutiny Radio. |
The Cellar7pm - 9pmBooked Showcase Booking: ZainRizzo (at) gmail (dot) com First Friday of the month |
Philz CoffeeDowntown Palo Alto location6pm-9pm Organized by Alexis More info: alexislazear (at) philzcoffee (dot) com Or call: 650-321-2161 Anything goes, mostly music & comedy |
SATURDAY
Miss Pearl's Jam House"Comedy Off Broadway Oakland"DISCONTINUED |
Ray's Hearth"Godfrey's Reality Check"Sign up 7:30, show at 8:00ish |
Our Little Theater8pm & 10pmOrganized by Sia Amma Booking: esolo69781 (at) aol (dot) com Or call 415-378-4413 Booked showcase (NOT open mike) Don't just show up expecting a set. |
Tops Burger and GrillDISCONTINUED |
FCC Free RadioJohn Miller Program w/ Susan Maletta10 - Midnight Booking: susan_maletta (at) yahoo.com Airing on FCC Free Radio. |
Argus LoungeDISCONTINUED |
Rapture8pmBooking: arenasjuancarlos (at) yahoo (dot) com Send a brief bio and a link to your work. Positive attitude and dependable comics are welcome. |
Two Jack's6pm-9pm2nd & 4th Saturday of the month Variety open mike |
SUNDAY
Punch Line Comedy Club8pmOrganized by Molly Booking: Show up on Sundays and hope to perform. (takes 6-12 months) |
White Horse InnDISCONTINUED |
The Actors Theatre7pmBooking: natashamuse (at) gmail (dot) com Second Sunday of the month |
Mel-O-Dee Lounge"Funny Ass Bitches"9pm Booking: funnyassbeez (at) gmail (dot) com Not exclusively women. 2nd and 4th Sundays ON HIATUS |
Ireland's 32"The Last Laugh"10pm Booking: jstnharrison (at) gmail (dot) com Hosted by Justin Harrison |
The Continental ClubPre-booked open mic/showcaseE-mail a week in advance for open mic spots. Booking: ContinentalSundayShowcase (at) gmail (dot) com |
FCC Free Radio"The Edge of Insanity" w/ Paul Brumbaugh4-6pm Booking: edgeofinsanityproductions (at) gmail Airing on FCC Free Radio. |
Plan B PubDISCONTINUED |
Island Paradise ClubDISCONTINUED |
"Go onstage a lot. Go onstage as much as you can. Don't read books on comedy. Don't take comedy classes. Don't ask anyone how you should write material, or what they think of your material. Develop on your own. Go onstage. A lot. Every night. If there isn't an open mike in your town, start one. And then go onstage. A lot. That's it." -Patton Oswalt






